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A sequence of bit-flips on Cohost's servers, such as those caused by cosmic radiation. There's no evidence of anything more.

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Characterized by project leadership who probably could help you solve your biggest problem, but can’t be convinced that it matters.

Your might have a Tom Bombadil manager if several of the following apply:

  • Enters your story briefly, makes a lasting impression but doesn’t accomplish anything before leaving, never to be heard from again.
  • Has means to help you that no one else does, but doesn’t seem to understand why your problem is serious, or even the very concept of “problem” or “serious.”
  • Will have forgotten about you by this time next week.
  • Now you have to trudge halfway across the world and nearly get eaten by a spider while that guy whistles to himself about his boots

The following are not diagnostic criteria, but are frequent co-morbidities:

  • No one on your team can figure out how he got there, or where he’s from
  • Eternally youthful trophy wife
  • Shows off his snazzy clothes
  • Sings about himself in the third person
  • Gone fishing